"We need at least one friend who understands what we do not say."
Omg, yes. Fuck me on stacks, on racks, on benjamins.
I hope my first time is like this
Hmu if you down & got money ight
I have to do this
I’d be laughing ll the way out the door
do u at least get to see a dick tho
tumblr user fangks asks the real questions
my mother has been there and reports that yes you do get to see the dick and also it’s worth it
i would not be ashamed then
fuck “walk of shame” i’d strut out of the bathroom like yes bitch i just saw a nice dick what have you done with your life
Playboy: Do you ever think about your legacy? Film stock lasts; people will still be seeing you 100 years from now.
DEPP: Yeah, they’ll say, “Whatever happened to Johnny Dope? Jimmy Dip? You know, the Scissorhands guy….”
do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
id have children for this man and this man only
"One moment she’s horribly revolting but then also weirdly sexy, maybe, or just disturbing to the mind when you watch her."
How I get dressed in the morning - (1/2)
this is fucking with my brain
I am confused and aroused.
The Purple Shirt of Sex (I’m sure there are going to be a few new lovely shirts in season 3)