"Work until your idols become your rivals."
unknown (via r-eg)
This is the best motivation quote I ever read
- two bloggers in same room: you should reblog that so i can reblog it
gordon ramsay has seen things in his time kitchen nightmaring
"What are you twelve"
Yeah on a scale of one to ten bye
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
i’ve never read something so accurate
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.
if i were a drug dealer, i would wait until they asked for coke then i would take the money and reply with “sorry i only have pepsi” then laugh maniacally as i backflipped into the sewers
UNABLE TO NOT REBLOG
NEED TO REBLOG
The Incredible Attention Span of Severus Snape…
dude you’ve been “teaching” there since you were 21
and you just now noticed
Dumbledore’s magnificent double agent ladies and gentlemen
I do too
I am a pluviofile, thats the official term btw if you enjoy the sound of rain and find it soothing
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.